It's at best unwanted physical touching. This is not sexual assault. If the circle grows wider with every event like this, a man touching a woman on the street or on the bus could be accused of sexual assault.

Thanks, Obama! (Michelle)

Brandy, is that you?

My writing skills are a bit rusty but I could probably do something along those lines. I'd be happy to have some help.

I'm sure the Mexican border towns will benefit from this legislation. That's where I had to go to get an abortion when I was in college in 1972.

Polanski did not flee the country to avoid being charged, he was charged, had a trial and was sentenced. He fled the country after the judge indicated he would sentence Polanski to a longer term in prison than the plea deal had stated.

The stupid is strong in this post. You poor little thing, shopping for smaller shoe sizes is exactly the same as being told you're too fat to shop in a store. Perhaps you should check with mommy and daddy before going out on the internet.

I love Geena Davis and I love that movie. I watch it every time it pops up on cable. She is so awesome, I want to be her BFF and go kick ass with her.

The Jennifer Lawrence photos "smoking weed and drinking wine" are old. I high fived her (in the privacy of my ownhome)!

Why does anyone still care about Jennifer Aniston? Her more recent movie suck and she can't ride the "Friends" train forever. And Jennifer? Buy a damn hairbrush.

It may have to do with the shape of their mouth, how their teeth fit into the jaw, or any number of reasons that have nothing to do with being sexy.

When did marijuana become a psychoactive drug? Care to show some medical research that indicates it is?

Another one who carries most of my fat in my belly. Scrawny chicken ankles and wrists, I do look pregnant. After putting up with comments for so long, I adopted my own standard response. Sweet looking little old lady asks when my baby is due: When a great star rises again in the east and you see well dressed men…

Maniacal boy king is quite generous actually. In reality, GWB was a fucking moron who couldn't manage a lemonade stand and yet the Supreme Court gave him a first term and stupid Americans gave him a second one. No single president has caused as much damage to this country as this "maniacal boy king". I can only…

Gemmabeta wins the internet! Celebration follows at the nearest local pub, pints are on me!

No, it's not the only place on the internet or in real life. I spent 7 goddamn years suffering from bulimia. 7 miserable years to make my body do something it. will. not. do. While standard statistics say that at 5'3", I should weight between 115-120. Eating and purging never worked. My body settled in at 145 and…

Change your brain, asshole. Do come back when you have something intelligent to say. We won't wait up.

After years of drinking Coke and many, many bouts with bulimia, I finally lost my teeth in 2007. 3 years later, I walked out of the dentist's office with $70,000 of brand new, permanent dentures. The uppers come out for cleaning but they are normally attached to my upper jaw.

Yeah, I'm old and I suspect the etiquette rules I grew up with have indeed gone by the wayside. Oh well, one more way getting old sucks.

Normally your friends host a shower. I'm old so the etiquette rules I grew up with are probably musty smelling and in the very back of the library.