"After Mrs. Paltrow suggested a separation might help cleanse their souls, Mr. Martin proceeded to play an acoustic version of 'Fix You'. Upon realizing how awful the song truly was, Mrs. Paltrow decided there was nothing left to salvage. On a corner, Mr. Aaron Sorkin started work on a lengthy 'Thought Catalog' essay…

I hope Brad and Angelina never break up because it might open up a black hole that will devour us all.

I did agree with the media res criticism back then, but the worst use I've ever seen happened on the premiere of Crisis. Cute blonde FBI agent rushes to some man and dramatically says "What did you do?" It's absolutely ridiculous because it only lasts 10 seconds and it's the premiere episode! No one cares yet!

I went to an Episcopal school, and even attended Sunday school and catechism, and I never even heard of creationism being tought at schools until I moved to this country! As far as I knew no one questioned basic scientific facts like evolution and global warming. Oh, to be innocent.

Not to mention that we're talking about Frank here, who had several problems with child services. Again, doesn't make any sense.

The biggest misfire for me was Sheila. Even if she wanted to adopt Running Tree's nephews, why would marrying Frank even matter if he's going to die any minute? It just doesn't make any sense.

I just happened to re-watch this movie last Saturday. I don't think you picked the right point of the movie to dissect, people who didn't like it probably checked out around the time Driver starts "connecting" with Daisy, with the near-silent date at the dinner scene.

How annoying was Glenn? I really have no patience for characters redefining the meaning of "stupid" just to create some false tension.

I loved how the b-side of the tape was just instrumental music. Yes, I knew every word of all the songs in the tape.

*books plane ticket to parent's house*
*spends hours sorting through dusty boxes of toys*
*grabs the misfits dolls and jem cassette*
*books return trip*
*stops at several stores to buy rockin' wardrobe*
*stops at sephora to stock up on purple mascara*
*stops at party city for fluorescent wig*
*stops at store to buy star…

Well, the precinct is set in one of the safest areas in real life BK so things like gang violence are not recurrent. Plus, it's a comedy, for crying out loud!

You know, if you overlook the execution-style blood spatter, that will be washed and painted over, the last apartment actually looked pretty nice. I bet they were offering a pretty nice discount…

Showtime has a mind-reading spy who found out I was planning on canceling it after Shameless ends this season so they've plotted this evil scheme to keep me in place.

Seriously! I laughed out loud at that. I wish they had incorporated one other Dexter The TV Show easter egg in there.

I'll watch you when you sleep…

*ring, ring*

I really, really hope her parents deny her any support after her stupidity. I think it's the only way she could learn something, anything.

My favorite moment from her was when Hannah tried to quit in her first day and she said "send me an email to let me know if you work here or not" while not giving a fuck.

Well, bipolar behavior can be triggered by stress and I'm pretty sure it was no picnic in training.

Well, Samantha will be part of the main cast next season so that's a strong indication he will survive. Again, I'm ok with it as long as it means a change in the character.