Quite the hairy situation.

Approximation of Time's upcoming cover:

Hey, I guess that plume of smoke works as a hitter's background.

George Karl doesn't get mad. George Karl gets even.

Get some pigs into that smoke, and quick!

Your foot looks like Senator Kelly.

This is the last time they'll invite Tommy Chong to lead the park in "Take Me Out To The Ball Game."

I smell the beginning of another great craigslist ad. "You are not merely buying my 1998 Accord, you are becoming the next curator of an invaluable piece of history."

Yeah, I have to admit that the Cadaver Synod as it is known is my favorite bizarre story in all of history.