CSC stands for “Contemporary Services Corporation”. Can’t tell if that’s more Roadrunner cartoon or Orwell. Probably a little bit of both.

He is the Emperor Palpatine to Costa’s Lord Vader.

Also as a depressing sidenote, the guitarist for his latest band died in March at the age of 34. Jesus.

I absolutely love Adore...and I’m not a huge Pumpkins’ fan...probably my second fave behind Siamese Dream. Adore has just so many dreamy songs that has aged better than a lot of their earlier work.

That poor band. “Fuck...I’m in a band with...oh fuck...how did this happen? Fuuuuuck.”

Hinkie will flip him for a second rounder he can stash in Slovenia.

THEY BROUGHT THEIR LUNCHPAILS TO WORK EVERY DAY

Never trust anyone who looks like his mother still dresses him at 35.

Right but the point is that Hinkie has set up the team so there’s no role models for the younger players. Mentors are a wasted asset in The Process.

Exactly—the ironic thing is that the thing that Hinkie seems to be philosophically fighting against the most—being on a Doug Collins-esque, 44 win mediocrity treadmill—just might be their ceiling after all.

I don’t know, I think 5th-7th and a potential Europa League spot seems perfectly well within their reach.

Roma, probably Italy’s best team

I was going to write exactly this. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t, apparently! I really think Billy has a calendar reminder on his phone for every three weeks: “Write MLS shitpost”

Looks who’s wearing the big suit. +1

aye, that’s some flawless kinja, laddie

Probably better than their original plan of a table of bowls that spelled out 420BLAZEIT

I’m pretty sure it’s Ohio/Michigan Mennonites who brought it over from the old country. Seriously. That’s the epicenter. I only heard of it/played it when I went to college in rural Ohio.

Police have more important things to do—cracking down on little free libraries!

That’s not an gimme/automatic rebound shot either; it ricochets to Payet pretty quickly and to score with one touch like that is probably harder than it looks.

And all across America: