the original article says they're adding a second expansion team on the west coast to balance out the conferences.

how will they get the ice for the rink after, say, 2025?

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best part of that is the 11-2 score.

That's what She(rman) said.

It's looking like your legacy is shaping up to be one big lowlight reel.

...aaaand we're done.

But he talked about the intelligence of African players. Blanket statement, full stop. Maybe if we lived in a society where there's a history of hundreds of years of coded and not so coded b.s. about the higher intelligence of the "white races" compared to the savages on the "Dark Continent" would this be an innocent…

Wish Disney would stop milking it with these straight to video Lion King sequels.

Who is Dennis Hopper then? Jeanie Buss?

I really really want the data visualization geeks (I use that term descriptively not perjoratively) to make fantastic animated gifs of these shot charts over the course of a season, akin to data visualizations of plagues spreading and empires collapsing.

fixed.

Standing over the kitchen counter in a D.A.R.E. shirt, sweatpants, and flip-flops, staring down and pausing meaningfully between each bite

when Bill's a little older and more mature, he might look at this post with some embarrassment.

I really think the Deadspin hot takes roster(TM) mostly consists of Haisley. He is consistently the worst in this department.

I was going to explain where this joke comes from, but actually—consider yourself very VERY blessed that you don't know the context for it.

"Actually, it's about ethics in journalism."

plot twist: The Blu-Ray player is stolen and the arena turns into a massive scene of paintball mayhem.

He lost his Window of opportunity to get away.

yeah, but... what kind of weird loner goes to a sporting event by himself [sic]?