Wow that's going out on a limb assuming Raiders fans have those kinds of basic reading and math skills. Dare to dream, I guess.

HATE TEEN TORY

Rinus Michels could have managed last year and they would've finished no better than fifth.

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"She was asking for it."

almost as bad as a butt fubmle.

so the P'Zone is...the previous generation's iteration of this then?

Deadspin's anti-MLS stance goes more broadly than that; it's astoundingly Euro-centric and the 'anything that isn't Champions League is shit' gets a little tiresome. Notice in their guide to newbies for the sport there was no mention of Latin American soccer. Liga MX and the Brasileirão are quality leagues.

It's a complicated question I think because there's a glut of quality guards worldwide and a dearth of quality big men. This just comes down to demographics and size.

I remember in the '99 strike-shortened season when they had back-to-back-to-backs. Jesus.

serious question: what the HELL is tattooed on his chest?

The little pause before he said it makes you realize that he was up all night practicing saying it in front of a mirror.

Man, the Columbus Crew crest guy really went to hell when he heard the news.

People always talk about the "Fifth Beatle", but the Sixth Spice Girl, "Master Kush Spice," was cut from the last tryout in 1994, and was forever lost to history.

"Original; Energetic; and Authentically Columbus; aka Too Dumb to Know When to Use a Semicolon Properly"

Looks like a Nittany Lion to me.

No, Michael, but the point is that Cardinals fans are constantly sanctimonious about how they are the "Best Fans in Baseball", self-congratulating themselves at every turn about their "class." And also acting astoundingly sensitively—hey, just like you!—when their bad behavior is put in the spotlight.

#NotAllTruthers

+1 'spokesbear' ought to be word of the year

really need an entry for "Jay-Z's in the Illuminati" truthers