hmm, that seems like "intentionally rushing the mascot" to me

So basically the Rich Kids of Instagram of football presidents....

also, clearly, we need a rap battle between Clint and Bane:

I just have a feeling that somehow this performance created a time warp rupture into the past and caused Fulham to crater.

Considering their lengthy explanation about the logo, the only logical brand to advertise here is Wheat Thins...

I think we've already reached the breaking point—so to speak—on that account.

"good beer = craft beer = ale = IPA" is the fucking worst.

Yuengling is absolutely prevalent in Western PA for the last 10 years or so.

"Roger Goodell is also loading paper in the printer after it goes out, refilling the coffee machine, and heading up the office recycling committee." —Mark Maske

Live strong, Adrian. Live strong.

I totally missed that shoveling mini-game in WarioWare: Smooth Moves.

that Browns kicker being kicked in the face?

You can also add Chris Cook to that list—the Vikings suspended him without pay indefinitely in 2011.

I drove through downtown Minneapolis after the game yesterday; people had migrated there from TCF stadium. Seeing person after person with their #28 jerseys on. The Vikings can talk all they want about "judicial process", but they are, in the end, giving people what they want (right, not every fan. But enough.).

In a Disney movie, the 9.5 foot Baylor statue would magically come to life right about now...

He's got some African in him. And I don't say that in a bad way, other than he's a guy that may make side deals behind you, kind of like the gang of Nigerian cannibals in District 9. Oof, those guys. Africans.

the punch-his-face is strong in this one.

An iron can also make grilled cheese sandwiches in a hotel room. Can Roger do that? I think not. I think not.

Danny Ferry is really far fetched and horrible, just like that movie he was in: