Your writing ability is excellent, but your knowledge of business and law are lacking.

This is why you should let your white friends carry your electronics when you travel.

That’ll teach him for doing absolutely nothing wrong.

Jesus, not even the government is safe from the government. The Libertarians were right!

So why does one carry a government phone with highly sensitive information to another country while on vacation? Oh right, to make free worldwide calls on my taxpayer dime while he is racing solar powered cars for fun. Thanks JPL!

Flying cars have existed for over 100 years. They’re called airplanes.

Fun fact:

The answer really is .. Math. Try this although the alpha centauri example is likely harder. To Hit pluto with new horizons they predicted where it would be years in advance and made an object flying 14 km/s fly past one going 10 m/s in a different direction.

I think he was being sarcastic.

Satirical post is satirical!

I’m pretty sure it was a joke.

“This guy was paid a crazy amount of money to create an art exhibit for a TV show. You will not believe what he did next....”

I’m sorry but that did not blow my mind. That is a literal trope at this point (perspective being everything). I mean...this is literally a *gameplay element* in The Witness. It’s been used in movies, art, games, fricking everything for decades. And the implementation and result here are nothing special. They…

He doesn’t even need a successor. He needs a partner who innovates and pushes limits and thinks up risky shit, while he counts beans and helps the dreamer consider which endeavors are sane to undertake and which are not.

Completely agree.

Tim Cook is NOT an innovator. He’s essentially a bean counter. A damn good one, too! Tim needs to realize that he’s not the world-changing leader that Apple needs, and begin the process of finding a successor. And fast! It’s depressing how they’ve settled into becoming the old Microsoft we all…

What, a mini ipod touch with a watch strap welded on doesn’t excite you?

What’s going on? I didn’t even read the fucking article but I’ll tell you what’s going on.

Man, it is tough to watch Tim Cook run Apple into the ground. I was a fanboy when it was stupid to be one in the 90s, but I just can’t stomach them pivoting away from operating system innovation to bland, iterative mediocrity. I can’t remember the last time I was genuinely excited about a new Apple project.

My (or more correctly my girlfriend’s) cat will stare at our fountain for about 30 seconds, then put her head directly under the flowing water. She for some reason leaves it there for about five seconds, then without fail acts shocked that she is now wet. She then smacks the water a few times and finally decides to…

You're just ensuring that when they take over you will be among the chosen.