Now that's a theory that's right up there with FSU's SEC paranoia.

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

You morons. You release a great enthusiast car, and then follow it up with a poorly educated dealer chain, zero updates/refreshes, no performance models, no convertible models to up your profit margin...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Did you think this was gonna just glide to success on its own merits? That everyone would…

Hey, I paid good money for this JD, I should be able to go by "Doctor" if I damn well want to. I mean, who uses "Esquire" nowadays, anyway?

I grew a beard because razors were too expensive and I am lazy. Am I a lumbersexual? Y/N

Show up.

What is that powder explosion right in front of him? Exploding golf balls? Sorry, I was a little touchy after watching the lead video, and then I see that kid thing. Being a dad made me a hardcore softy.

FW36 - Because Martini livery

He rammed the SUV with a kid in the back of his car???

I have learned a lot being a young dad myself and having a 3 year old daughter go through neuroblastoma. Childhood cancer doesn't get nearly the public spotlight that breast cancer does. The government funds the least amount to childhood cancer research. I just want people to realize that children and their families…

As a graduate of the Arlington, Texas Independent School District (but not Martin High) I can tell you that the school is full of wealthy, entitled douchebags. This whole thing doesn't surprise me in the least.

Agreed. Their cover of "Baby" is killer:

Oh, and how could I forget "Butt-house Blondies":

I never much got into Ariel Pink's solo work but I really liked his stuff as/with Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti.

I'm not saying it's dealers, but it's definitely

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

Is it wrong I am more excited about this than the upcoming season of Top Gear?

God Bless America just needs to get the fuck out

Hey, idea. Call the god damn police instead of just filming it. I've called the police multiple times on people doing shit just like this. If you can't keep it together, drunk or tired or whatever your problem is, you have no business on the road. If I see you pulling this shit in front of me, I call the cops. Instead…

THANK YOU! I hate those vents, they look like Pep Boys stick-on crap. Way to make a $200K car look cheap and tacky.