Although, airing right after an episode of The Flash where Barry fought a talking, psychic gorilla in a gladiatoral arena in a parallel universe's Gorilla City, I'm not sure if Legends can claim the silliest mantle this week.

I thought Malcolm wanted to go see Sinatra's star?

I vote for Zatanna.

I want them to meet Robin Hood and find out he's actually Oliver from like the year 2020 or something. Then we cut to several minutes later with Oliver saying "… and that's how I wound up back in time", and that's all the explanation we get.

If there's anything we learned from Vandal Savage last season, it's that trying to keep track of who can beat who on this show is a fruitless endeavor.

Hopefully as soon as the can finagle a crossover with Reign.

Technically, finding a 15 year old hot is ephebophilia, not pedophilia.

Did he say dogs were like retarded children as a way of insulting retarded children or as a way of praising dogs?

What if they refuse to sell you the things that you need to survive, like food and shelter?

Wonder if anyone's told them that roughly 15% of all Muslims are Indonesian.

If that's what's necessary to be considered hard-left, then by the same token, does that mean someone has to be in favor of fascist dictatorship in order to be considered hard-right?

Unless Caitlin's the one who dies. I'm still speculating that she gets killed in place of Iris.

"Well, I used to, but then a bunch of people I'd killed turned up alive again. Slade, Deadshot, Malcolm Merlyn . . . it was a headache."

Part of the general opposites thing Earth 2 has going on. I'm assuming their north and south poles are super-hot.

When Solivar was leaping through the air, I did actually wonder if they were going to include a CGI gorilla penis, since they were giving us such a good view of the groinal area.

I totally want to see Mick back in Conan the Barbarian times leading an army of berserker warriors.

Or when he was told one of them would have to impersonate Elliot Ness, and this beautiful, dopey grin just covered his whole face.

If Ray's such a big Arthurian legend fan, he should have told Sara that being the Lancelot that seduces Guinevere is a VERY poor decision, no matter what sort of royalty fetish she's got going on.

The Land Before Time?

Oh, I've had bison; the grocery store near me always has some of that. Super expensive, though.