Lucas Till is quite attractive, though not in the photo above. I hope he gets better work. Realistic teenage casting in something horror related is something I never expect.

Alden Ehrenreich has been so overlooked this award season.

The review of Batman is a work of art. Brava!

I love "You Belong to the City" and I don't care who knows it.

First single is not bad. I'm still giving the rest of the album a chance. It's odd that Timebomb and Skirt were good singles included on no album.

Somebody needs to Misery this fat bastard into finishing these books. Is this a spoiler that the princess's dragons will in fact attack Casterly Rock? I think that puts Khalisi for the win.

Alright, ostrich. I'm sure all these movies that use nubile young woman as their raison d'etre have perfectly well behaved directors, and Gloria Steinem is monitoring the set.

I really hated this movie, and in the version I saw the male nudity was black barred but not the female nudity. I mean, seriously? There's sexism in action. Not that peen would have redeemed it.

I think V. Salva is instructive to straight men because young women are portrayed this way all the time and no one seems to notice. When you see it being done to young men, by a man you know to be a sex offender or even simply gay, it lays bare the real motives of directors in presenting sexy young people.

He did actually go to jail for it.

I don't even think she has this kind of money. I mean, anybody can afford "truffle" fries these days. And good luck getting $1600 out of Madonna. Her wallet's never been accused of being loose.

She's cool as hell. The last album rocked.

Now just how hygenic do you think they were back then? And what good was Jesus's dick to him anyhow?

He's adorable.

Infiltrate netflix and switch out the envelopes.

How naked is Billy Elliott?

Enough of that, christ.

Was just being facetious. Don't get mad. Have to use my stupid English degree for something. I think all I know about the Boer War I learned in Cavalcade.

Apparently, you're right. That should have gone straight to Warner Archive. I can't imagine anybody but a public library buying it. How do you manage to know that, but don't know how to spell "its," fancypants?

The 90s and 00s at least mostly chose hits. Forrest Gump and Schindlers List and Gladiator and Slumdog and American Beauty were hits with good reviews, some detractors. I'd say The Artist and Hurt Locker were wrong choices given that this award is meant to meet at commercial and critical mass. The Last Emperor was…