Nobody had to abuse anybody for me to be wretchedly sick of this guy.

JFC.

Even Leon character finds it cringey, and that’s what saved it for me. He very specifically makes sure it never goes beyond platonic because he knows it’s wrong. Which is more than can be said for the director, a fact I only learned much later in life.

That was the joke of the original Charles Addams cartoons in the 50s - taking the routines and structure of a typical midcentury family but building the look and dialog around horror-movie tropes. I don’t really remember the original TV show, but the 90s movies took things a step further by suggesting that the family…

You know this the thing that never ceases to amaze me.  If I had a well paying job drawing cartoon characters and more or less being able to write them as I'd please, I would very much keep my head down and not spout off inane nonsense that will jeopardize said job.  Yet time and again people like this just can't help…

Odie-ous. Sadly, this kind of thing has become the new Nermal.

The doctor’s name is Champagne. You’re thinking of Champagne’s Monster.

I don’t give a shit about trans people because I don’t give a shit about people period.

“I’m not conservative or liberal”

Aside from the obvious, er, issues the game comes packed with -

Pick one:

Yes, yes, conservatives don’t care at all about other people or what they think BUT HOW DARE YOU JUDGE THEM OR CRITICIZE THEM IN ANY WAY.

So, your standard for not being a transphobe is “wrote a gay character who didn’t groom his students.” Sounds about right.

You know maybe instead of a huge plan for all these movies over all these years.

I don’t think TLJ would fall into even a “generally well-liked” category.

No offence but as well-intentioned as the last Jedi was, it’s execution left a lot be desired. Liabilities like a casino planet subplot and the lowering of both sides common sense only gets you so far. Not to mention this obsession with the past which has left the Saga damaged and the universe stagnant and unsure of…

Disney taught us LGBTQ+ people are okay as long as they can be easily edited out for international release.

Dakota Johnson roasted Armie Hammer, which is ironic because that’s exactly how Hammer would prepare Johnson.

I think the jokes were funny enough, but I feel like that was kind of shitty to Guadagnino. Maybe he enjoyed it! But if I were getting a big award I wouldn’t want the whole speech presenting it to me to be about the time I hired and worked closely with a guy everybody hates now. Like...thanks? Then I would feel like I…

Run this with an article about why dialogue is mixed too quiet and all other things are mixed too loud and I’m set for the day.