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Wait, really? I was seeing trailers for it for months, possibly as early as February. In fact, the first theatrical trailer sold me, whereas the later one(s) would not have.

The flops sucked. Maybe you should make better movies, instead of blaming people for telling the world how many of your movies sucked?

Maybe they should blame the fact that trying to cater to everyone caters to no one, that plenty of the busts (relative or otherwise) came from running various series into the ground (seen by the almost universal decays in various series), blockbusters are spread out more and more throughout the year, and the

And who owns Fandango?

MacFarlane is a talented writer (if not my cup of tea) but why is he in front of the camera?

Imagine if they had put an actor with real comedic chops in the main role. MacFarlane is a talented writer (if not my cup of tea) but why is he in front of the camera? Imagine the trailer with, let’s say, Adam Scott, Jason Batemen, or Jordan Peele? People who can deliver jokes and act. I guess it’s his show, but that

Ironically, that girl’s burn is hot enough to melt steel beams.

This. The book acknowledges that they’re not the animals that walked the earth 65 million years ago. They’re genetically engineered mostly similar animals but nobody has any way of knowing how they differ. They’re marketed as dinosaurs by marketing people.

Jurassic World mentions how they are engineered to meet people’s expectations of dinosaurs.

More honest title “Sorry Indiana Jones Fans: There Will Be a 5th Jones Film”

If you are someone who claimed to be a Bernie supporter and you did not go on to vote for Hillary Clinton in the general election, you were never really a Bernie supporter.

My suspicion is that Heath Ledger (deservedly) winning that Oscar, plus a garbage movie like Suicide Squad winning one for its (terrible) costuming, may have broken WB’s sense of reasonable expectations.

I know this is going to be controversial, but I don’t think that Jared Leto was a good Joker. Further, I think he was a bad Joker.

This is a confusing mess that I don’t understand.

He graduated Magna Cum Donkey Sauce!

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How about we make a deal? How about when the fake King  stops talking about armies of the dead day in and day out, maybe we can drop the Tyrion traitor scandal. But until then, I think I’m going to stay on it.

I’m curious, how exactly does a BA in political science from UNLV remotely qualify Lahren to comment on...any issue, ever, in a public capacity? Oh, right, she’s a blonde Republican woman. She’ll work forever.*

This woman truly gives vapid, bubble-headed, bottle-blond, impossibly lacquered, veneered, entitled, ignorant, naive Republican women a bad name.

I realize the viewership has shifted somewhat post-Kinja, but do we really think AV Clubbers need to be told to see Seven flipping Samurai, of all movies? Is this what we’ve been reduced to?