Actually, having someone notoriously taciturn as press secretary is a vast improvement over the people who have held the job so far in Trump's administration. Maybe they are learning, after all.

Statue or it didn't happen.

Are we leaving out Kelsey Grammer? Though I imagine he and Woods see pretty much eye-to-eye, politically.

WTF, these people aren't even trying. Donald Trunk is RIGHT THERE, it's the Republican mascot and everything.

I dunno, bears and twinks alike are pretty solidly left-wing.

Teddy Roosevelt? More like Teddy RUSSKIEvelt!

What if he were less cyborg, and more of a manhunter-type character? Also, he's now from Mars.

Yep, they're become "thugs" at that point, if I am to believe the average unarmed police shooting apologist.

Yikes. I'd have been tossing out so many resumes elsewhere that my coworkers could have worked in the shade.

"The only question I remember was whether it was homoerotic or homophobic."

I read the novel "Gates of Fire" before seeing this movie (I hadn't read the comic at that point) and was thoroughly disappointed. While that novel still makes the Spartans look way more heroic that they propably were, they and the Persians are both still depicted as human beings, rather than He-Man action figure…

I saw it with friends who didn't see the comic. They asked me afterward why the movie only explained how Dr. Manhattan got his powers and not anyone else, because being able to punch through walls as the Comedian does in the opening scene clearly implies superhuman abilities.

No you don't.

Yeah Bronn should have 100% run the fuck away from that mess. No idea why he's suddenly more loyal to Jaime than to Tyrion - like, so loyal that he'd give up his payment to save the guy's life and fight a giant death lizard.

Boy oh boy was I ever rooting for Jaime to kill Dany and/or Drogon in that last scene.

There must always be a Tsark in Winterfell.

"actually being me is very very tight lmao"

Upvoted for raven theory, but also for the accurate use of quotes around "fun."

Maybe they realized that Sansa actually is very bright and would have absolutely understood it all, no matter how mystical and confusing it might have been. So instead Bran has to just inform her that she's confused, and then top it off with some PTSD-triggering to get her out of the room. Next scene!

Do you love the tedium of Risk, but wish it were five times as complex and WWII-themed?