Honestly, I prefer to compare him to Willy Loman from Death of a Salesman, if Willy had been born into money instead of perpetually scraping by. There's a similar pathetic desperation to appear successful and be loved by literally everyone.

"Blow wind, and crack your cheeks! I've got some of the best wind, believe me. Big league wind. Lots of people are saying great things about it. More and more people are recognizing it, and it's a great thing. You won't hear the media talking about it though. But it's the best storm we've had, maybe ever."

Oooooh, you had me right up until the end there.

Right, and the problem is when your Aunt Sally shares a trending post without reading more than the headline, and then everyone involved THINKS they're well-informed.

She should really see a doctor about that.

Eh, it was either this or trot out another round of #AddAWordRuinAMovie.

It only SEEMS like trivial bullshit like this is overshadowing real news if you get your news from perusing social media feeds, instead of actually following the news.

I'm betting that there are maybe six or seven people who genuinely believe this new Flat Earth trend, and the rest are either trolling or selling something.

I'm okay with that, as long as those people don't also vote.

But he specifically asked us not to reference one of the four fundamental forces that govern the behavior of the physical universe!

… wait, so which group should be insulted by that analogy?

Hopefully, they can ALSO say, "Look, what he did was inexcusable, and the other guy sucks, but I don't want to elect someone whose judgment and petulant temper may cause them to lash out violently when they are mildly frustrated."

I could have sworn safe spaces weren't so much "keep me safe from upsetting ideas" as much as they were "keep me safe physically because I don't know if I'm going to be assaulted or killed because of who or what I am."

Hey, he's a grave half full kinda guy.

I'm so tired of hearing this from Bernie brorbs.

I fell asleep for a moment at the beginning of Amazing Spider Man 2 when I finally got around to renting it.

Between her and Antonio Banderas in that movie, everyone who views it has like a 50% chance of becoming spontaneously pregnant. Yes, even the men.

"It’s been 10 years since Spider-Man 3 brought Sam Raimi’s vision of the smartass superhero to an end … "

Nerds AND dorks!

I've also heard that getting the lightning reflected back at him removed an illusion he'd been maintaining, or some other such garbage. Any way you slice it, it's stupid. Palpatine was already old in the prequels. Audiences clearly can't be expected to fill in the gap and realize that the guy in the black hood called…