It's always a safe bet that these folks will be able to find the worst of both worlds.

I've only played the first Dark Souls game, briefly, at a friend's house. But even though it's a game series I haven't been able to enjoy properly, it definitely remains one that I have admired from afar.

He was decapitated in a tragic magic carpet accident.

I was not aware they'd announced who Ciaran Hinds was playing, and for a moment I allowed myself to be excited. "Maybe he's playing Gorilla Grodd, or something bizarre and awesome like that," I said.

So, you're saying that it's another opinion people on the internet are only pretending that they actually feel strongly about?

Yeah, I think I'd rather fight a giant space-spider beyond my comprehension which feeds on my terror than watch/read that part of the story.

The better the dad, the worse the jokes, yes. It's just science.

"I hate sand. It's course, and irritating … and it gets everywhere." - Darth Vader, while forcing an enemy under a pile of sand, suffocating/smothering them to death

It's been my experience that dad quality is inversely proportional to dad joke quality.

The irony is both Macbeth and Big Brother are fond of making troublesome people disappear overnight.

Fixes a major plot hole: the goblins wouldn't bat an eye at the sound of some crap falling down a well in a massive cave system. It was all of Pippin's screaming that they came to check on.

If you're looking for a man who can nail the role of a silly old goofball who is also the most brilliant mind in his field, it's hard not to think of McKellen. I'm certain I'd have preferred him to Harris, who I found a bit too wizened and passionless to also be the guy who spouted a bunch of gibberish words as his…

With extra ignorance points to all such folks for complaining about the loss of American manufacturing while driving a Korean car.

Hathaway's performance in "Rachel Getting Married" showed she is very capable of playing someone very damaged and out-of-control. Glad to see this isn't just a one-note comedy, because it looked pretty fun and interesting.

Where, pray tell, would the X-Men go if they quit? Does "running out of steam and direction" really make any sense when it's your survival, and the survival of everyone like you, at stake?

I believe you mean "knockin' those roboots."

But is she willing to sacrifice her love?

I kept reading it as "Hannitade" and thinking it was something you'd drink after working up an intense sweat via sanctimonious moralizing, to restore electrolytes.

They're in college, it's a time for learning. I have hope that some of them will grow up to be fully functional alcoholics.

Low self-esteem is how bullies happen in the first place.