Plus, I love how purely Spider-Man it is for him to run out of web fluid mid-fight.

In the end, he really didn't need those pictures of Spider-Man.

My first reaction was "that's dumb," but then I remembered that Spider-Man always has weird little gadgets like his spider-tracers and stuff. If they play up the science nerd part of Peter Parker's life, I'd be very okay with that.

When is that Omega Red movie coming out, anyway?

*goes through checklist*
Wait, you forgot about … oh never mind, you did say "looking scary." Yep, you've pretty much got the whole thing covered, friend.

My clock must be slow, because that sounds more like It's Objective Statement of Fact Time.

The FBI are rarely cast as villains in those films, though.

That's a good point.

"This is mediocre-to-bad, but that's okay because I can have a much of it as I want!"

Yeah. It's scary to know there are so many people who, when presented with a choice of relative stability or complete uncertainty, they'll choose the latter, because, like, why not?

"And when you're a star, they let you do it."

Meanwhile, Sam the Eagle is doing a great impression of GOP lawmakers.

Large, secretive, well-connected, insidious factions with loyal, cult-like agents, which successfully infiltrate the hero's own organization, making him doubt his own loyalties to the people within that group, are a bit more niche.

"Danny claims that killing Bakuto will kill The Hand like cutting off a snake’s head, but that doesn’t even remotely jive with our understanding of the ninja cult."

I can't help but notice that this series perpetually suggests that the elimination of high-seas piracy is an unforgivable sin that only the vilest of monsters would desire, while also frequently showing that 98 percent of pirates are murderous black-hearted scumbags with no redeeming qualities.

Am I the only one who didn't care for the watered-down Drunken Master fight scene?

Probably the guys who looked like Chris Evans in high school.

I really, really hope that Evans is as cool as he appears to be. I'll be a little crushed at this point if some old video surfaces of him bragging about punching an old lady or eating a kitten or whatever other horrible thing tends to turns up about famous people.

Downey's Tony Stark is actually pretty similar to the Ultimates version of the character. He still brings his own Downey-ness to the role, though.

Damn. This is one of those things I didn't know I needed in my life until I heard it suggested.