I'll be legitimately surprised if there isn't a DC character named Gridlock.

What if the guns all shoot tiny bat-shaped shuriken and grappling hooks and shit?

"There's no time to argue. Batman. Get in the mastodon."

Does a cat grimace in pain and have bloody paws whenever it extends its retractable claws?

Woah, Bad Company's "Feel Like Making Love" becomes even sexier!

I think you pretty much covered all of the points I was going to raise on the issue.

Same. I am relieved, because 1) I am looking forward to that show, and 2) I already knew this guy was a Scientologist so it isn't all that surprising that he may also potentially be an entitled sociopath.

Yeah, though I was able to forgive even that since Pixar had (and still has) a pretty much unbroken string of hits that critics generally love, aside from the Cars movies. It would have indeed seemed like sour grapes from any other studio.

Since it will be awhile before I can get my hands on Breath of the Wild: should I bother beating Skyward Sword?

NEVER!

Technically, the voice talent is one of the reasons it sounds bad.

Did they eat it with a knife and fork?

The way that the Scarecrow methodically breaks the necks of 40 evil crows is so abrupt that even then, I find it charming.

" … which means that we will get terrible adaptations in the future."

Oh, you mean Lock Stock and Two Smoking Excaliburs? Yes.

I can't decide which annoys me more: when they try to make the Oz stories into something gritty and adult, or when they do it to Wonderland.

Zero "The Great Gatsby" references?

In this particular situation, as I understand it, the accusers went to civil court because the harassment they suffered impacted their careers and livelihoods.

Yeah, what kind of moron would think that having an entire career in public service would prepare you to have a job in public service?

I'd love this. Particularly if they did the scene from Ultimate Spider-Man where Peter arrives to a showdown with the Kingpin armed with a written list of "You're so fat" jokes. I feel like D'Onofrio's version of the Kingpin would have a terrifically unhinged meltdown in response.