Furthermore, we later learn that nearly every authority in this elite, insular, tradition-bound, hereditary class of magic-blooded people is either entirely corrupt or frighteningly incompetent - Arthur Weasley is baffled by mundane technology, and it's his LITERAL JOB to understand how it works. The average wizard…

It was one of many wish-fulfillment moments for the young oppressed orphan. The only other story effect it seemed to have on Harry beyond that, though, was to further alienate him from other students, like his broke-ass best buddy Ron.

It's squarer on the inside.

Isn't that the ending of "War of the Worlds"?

Well, okay, but do you have any thoughts on the Spawn soundtrack?

Well, aliens will probably like those too.

Disagree. "Skull mans" is an obvious improvement. It's way more better.

"Majestic"? Trump must have let an intern tweet this one.

I'm pretty sure they answered all of my questions in the sketch, when they explained that the skeletons were part of it.

Most of us could tell from the trailers that this thing was going to be awful, but we all got dragged here by those friends of ours with really shitty judgment.

Have you tried Reese's Pieces?

It's already unbearably long at four years, with the threat of a sequel.

I'd better take both, just in case!

The commentary explained the Russo brothers decided to put Peter and May into an apartment because it was far more believable than the perpetually-broke Parkers owning a freestanding home in Queens.

Or if you were, like, super good-looking.

That Democrat also needs to walk an ever-narrowing line between being moderate enough to appeal to independents, but not so moderate as to alienate the leftist base, who are eager to brand nearly every establishment candidate as "just as bad as a Republican."

I think I'm gonna go with Old Man Adams. I'll probably be blind, hopefully from the flash of an atom bomb detonation or something cool like that. And hopefully the blindness will also make me good at kung-fu somehow. But either way, I'll mostly stick around long enough to give the hero some guidance before dying.

I'm not entirely sure the White Anglo-Saxon Protestant acronym's similarity to a swarm of cruel insects that react violently to any perceived threat is coincidental.

"Look at Jeff Sessions or Rudy Giuliani."

Next you're going to tell me that Spike TV doesn't air "Do The Right Thing" 24/7!