You're missing out, man! Winston is so happy at the end of 1984!

Am I crazy, or does he seem more coherent generally in this video than he does now? Sure, there are still his trademark mid-sentence topic shifts, but they usually come back to the point a lot quicker, and his vocabulary seems more … adult.

The Saan and Bran Jam Band? I'm a fan.

"I don't mean to be terribly political … "

I'd be willing to buy that there are lots of people who would be afraid of Luke Cage and his cop-fighting ways.

Very few people sneer at the nation's dominant religious faith. It's smug anti-science idiocy that people are sneering at.

I mean, it's a historical train wreck. But as long as you know that, what's not to love?

Yeah, your dad sucks.

He misheard "sleight of hand" as "slight of hands" and took it to the logical extreme.

I love how these brands are literally saying, "Ey yo, keep our name out your mouth."

If he loses, there will be no way they'd put him back on the top of the ticket. His only real selling point is that he "always wins" - imagine if he can't even beat "Crooked Hillary." (I mean, also, he's completely radioactive when it comes to family values and common decency, both traits that Republicans usually try…

The Nintendo Switch's ass isn't all that shiny, and is probably mostly plastic as opposed to metal, but I guess I'd still bite it.

I'm not eager for us to get into a pissing contest with Putin, but I do wonder how far he'd go to continue playing the strongman when there's a threat of actual shooting between him and us. Like Trump, his brand is all about being the best and strongest, which becomes a laughable idea when his military might is…

X-Men futures are only ever a mutant holocaust. All the time traveling ever amounts to is just picking which flavor of genocide they want.

I enjoyed it. There were long portions of it (most of the portions fighting the Yakuza with an impaired healing ability) I'd even consider pretty darn good.

It's the only kind of future the X-Men know. (Ironically, it doesn't always actually involve Apocalypse.)

I'm awfully tired of Hollywood ankle-washing all of these characters.

Death proof? Damn, that must be a strong drink!

Now that you mention it, Copycat is a shape-shifter …

As I'm sure many commenters, and Deadpool himself would say, "I'm hoping it's both."