Heroes are born in the moments between accident and intent, my kindly German friend. And you sir, are one of them.

Artists wouldn’t have a problem with it - in fact, some routinely double their Grammy impact by releasing singles before the cutoff and the album after (didn’t work for Taylor Swift this year, though). But as a fan, having 2016 music in the running for a 2018 awards show seems irrelevant. The Oscars at least usually…

But it’s not the opposite message. Remy was born with the gift to be able to cook. Linguini, however hard he tries, really cannot. Anyone can cook, in the sense that anyone can have the gift, but anyone cannot cook, in that not everyone can be a great cook if they just work hard enough. It’s really the same exact…

“Not enough people talk about...”

There’s definitely an argument to be made about how the film has some uncomfortably Randian undertones: the exceptional members of society are held back by the mediocre.

Mr. Bernard always has a future as a senatorial candidate in Alabama, though.

Donald Trump Jr is like the Fredo of the family except for the fact that everyone in that family is Fredo.

Given that she’s apparently considering suing her parents, it seems she agrees with you.

I mean, I’ve long since written Tom Sizemore off as scum, but the other villains of this piece are the girl’s parents. They didn’t want to take her off the production or press charges? Of all the revelatory details in all these articles, this one strikes closest to the gross heart of the greed and self-serving power…

This song was a big winner, overshadowed by the dramatic ending. The background singers slayed in this one. “I still hate her don’t get me wrong - Really hate her, gennn-uinely hate her — But it’s more like the way normal girls hate their mom — Every daughter kinda hates their mom...” And their facial expressions at…

That wasn’t Kristen Schaal? That was a damn good impression, looked just like her. And I guess in the back of my mind Schaal showing up for a brief cameo at 30 Rock wasn’t a stretch.

I agree that the entertainment industry should probably never get on their moral high horse again about...well, anything.

Betty: “I want this to look natural, like we normally walk to school.”

*Betty scans the block, swiveling her head around, looking suspicious AF*

Considering Archie’s dumb luck he probably would get the Black Hood this way.

No kidding, The Happening was fucking awful

Betty: “We live next door to one another, so there’s nothing strange about you walking me to school. Even if he’s watching us.”

You know what, I actually like this idea. Now I don’t have to feel guilty for wanting to see the movie, plus Plummer is a better actor who doesn’t have to wear that ridiculous makeup!

Like a lot of collaborative art (and television is a particularly collaboration-heavy medium), for TV showrunners the best ability to have is the ability to find good collaborators. And boy do the Duffer brothers have an astonishing talent for that, particularly with finding the right musicians and casting the kids.…