Talk about “Battle Cars”!

The latter, since the Cobalt was put out of its misery 7 years ago.

This was basically an American Toyota MR2, and Should this be revived as a Chevy, it could be named “Beretta”, “Monza” or “Corvair”, after former Chevrolet vehicles.

Hell, that’s a good idea.

Stupid teenagers nowadays, always wrapping daddy’s or somebody’s sports/supercars onto a curb, a tree, or a building.

Just like the Kardashians/Jenners (that I love to hate on) having obsessions with G-Wagens!

Get ready for a crossover in the form of a supercar.

Ferrari “TheFerrari” made me laugh twice. Imagine if it was called that instead of “LaFerrari”. Either way, creatively stupid as it seems!

Reference to that Pat Benatar song you heard in Miami Vice.

So, I guess this means automatics will be shoved up our asses if we want to have a crossover? Sad!

They are indeed no saints.

May lord have mercy on you if you wanted to visit one of its countless amusement parks, like Disney and SeaWorld, but you get arrested.

Second day in a row the worst superhero has been caught, and he should have been wearing a pair of eclipse glasses. Either way, won’t save your ass from being arrested after theft.

Mercedes would be pissed...

I only used Neflix for a couple of months in a couple of years ago before deciding it’s not worth it since if you see that something’s missing you know they pulled it off for who knows how long.

Wow, liberalism at its dumbest and wildest.

It’s like how actor/former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was called one of the greatest bodybuilders of all time, but he said 12 years ago that he had no regrets to using steroids.

Jesus, if you feel like you can’t excel in a sport then don’t fucking play. It saddens me that just like music, sporting talent is “synthetic”, in which I’m comparing doping to auto-tuning. Besides, it’s illegal and can just ruin your life.

You realize California cars, whether modified or beat to shit or not, have emissions inspections/smog checks for post-1975 models?

As a Florida resident myself, I’ll just never know what Florida Man is up to next, which can be anything from smuggling cocaine inside a Cookie Monster doll to shooting all 4 tires of an AT&T truck.