The flaw in his argument is that it’s reasonable and well articulated.

One ended up in Sacramento.

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

I’m not a fan of this guy, but come on... If this is racist then every comedian should be jailed.

Or a president

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

I hope they both lose.

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