This is the thread of my dreams (nightmares): the kids who live next door to a vampire boy, the campers who get lost in the woods, the mirrors that suck energy and fuel an underage hotelier, the episode of CashCab that is actually ghost riddles, any episode with Dr. Vink, the one with the prom queen who is actually a…

Came here to say “episode where ghost biker fell into falls”. I STILL THINK ABOUT IT.

It’s too early for my ovaries to explode, Ruffalo. Keep that sexy sexy war crime talk for late night - I can’t while I’m at work. OOF, THAT MAN AND HIS OPINIONS CAN GET IT!

I can’t with Trudeau. But I CAN’T with Scheer - the only thing more pathetic than Donald Trump is aspiring to be Donald Trump. My heart says Elizabeth May but my ballot will probably say Justin “Lesser of Two Evils” Trudeau. Politics are #barf.

My favorite part of the Cooper-Gaga-Oprah-Diller-Bueller-Bueller? odd photo series is the SERIOUS zinc nose that Bradley is sporting. Either that or somebody is bogarting the cocaine.

I might marry Jonah if it got me close to Beanie Feldstein. But that’s a last resort, tbh.

That video a few weeks back of Liam shout-singing “PARTY IN THE USA!” at Miley while she lunged away from him? Foreshadowing. No more parties in the USA for these two.

May you find a moment to nap today! Or maybe you will be in a very boring meeting and you can doze. Either way, hope you get some good sleep!

“If Mary Tyler Moore married and then divorced Steven Tyler, then married and divorced Michael Moore, then got into a three way lesbian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore, would she go by the name Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore?”

I was similarly going to make an egg joke - but I was thinking more along the lines of “go sit on a jade egg”.

In the words of Chris Traeger: “It’s a ring with a brown gemstone? Is that a ruby that’s gone bad?”.

Thank you, thank you!

Did you watch this episode of Family Ties when you were younger?

What show is this? That is my kind of humour.

I’d like to climb inside your brain for a bit. I like the way you think.

I clicked on the Miles Teller link so you don’t have to: HATE IT. He looks like the smug love child of Tom Selleck and a slapped arse.

Watched this in its entirety today while in the bathtub. GIVE ME MORE.

I would designate each bathroom for different purposes: I’d have my “freshen up” bathroom, my “reading” bathroom, my “good lighting” bathroom, my “apocalypse” bathroom (I have IBD), my “post-apocalypse recovery” bathroom (for when that IBD don’t quit)...

And - BONUS! - Samantha Irby is on the writing staff of this dream production. Lindy and Sam? SWOON.