I’m especially horrified by “...So I gave you what you wanted.”
Why does it seem like this is not the first time they’ve done this to someone?
I'd like to say that the number of people who are either okay with, or have a preference with, unconscious women is astounding had I not once awakened to the sight of two men pulling off my jeans after passing out at a party. I have always felt to blame.
I would have made a similar joke but it’s probably better coming from a (presuming based on Kinja handle) woman than from a known peni bearer.
The overpowering sexual chemistry between Ryan Seacrest and Adriana Lima is incredible! I haven’t been witness to anything like it since...since...well, Seacrest and Teri Hatcher!
Close but no cigar.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I hate myself.
If beige was a person it’d be Seacrest. But some people like beige, go figure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh please be safe from internet assholes, tiny child....
It gets very surreal after 2 or 3.
“They’re not exactly entering the stage from a giant vagina, but they’re not not.”
Yikes. The hair/eye color, height, and weight, AND an actual SCORE at the bottom! When does the bidding start?
I took my kid to an event this weekend. I was very excited and a lot of people I work with in volunteer committees were there. When people met my son and asked how he was, he kept replying “I’m bored and this is stupid.” I finally took him to the car, threatened to beat him, and put him on restriction.
You’re probably right. At the same time, I doubt he will ever be as successful as he might’ve been, as a Stanford grad and exemplary student athlete, had this not happened. Oh sure, Daddy and his friends might take care of him with a cushy job, but he will still cross paths with people who are disgusted by him and…
I'm all for the protest but they should leave their guns at home.
I can’t speak about Brock Turner’s time in jail, but I really think that this situation is preferable to his time in jail. He can just hole himself up in his home and not venture outside. His parents have the means to care for a reclusive son.
I took it as the former, but you have a point.
Commas are your friends.
The fact that his name drives more traffic, despite her being so accomplished, says a lot in itself.