having flashbacks to being 8 years old and thinking that i just beat King K. Rool in Donkey Kong Country

probably not fortnite after i hit my peak right here

i played sleeptight at PAX east and it was by far my favorite game. really, REALLY fun

i def remember those dixie kong drawings

hello it is me, the person this article was written for

oh shit the first sentence of this article reminded me that Lumines comes out today. LUMINES!

that was cathartic

but... i wish there was a way to inflict more on him

WHAT TEAMS WERE THEY ON

my brother texted him “gotta respect becoming a skinhead preemptively bc of childhood baldness”, so no i disagree, it’s a great tactic

boo fucking hoo

you’re super offended at the idea of people texting mean things to a nazi

oh no the poor nazi

the M’s just took 3 of 4 from the Rays for a run differential of -1.

That’s the 2018 Mariners

i mean i know it’s a joke but more like coach Edgar

dude don’t jinx it

the song of the summer is Fantasy by Mariah Carey

this made me want to watch dead pool right now.

lol wut, yes she did. She did 1,490 non-burpees.

lol wut, yes she did. She did 1,490 non-burpees.