yeah i should probably just throw all caution to the wind and start fighting

it’s just like, meet new person ‘OK HERES BRIEF TUTORIAL AND ALSO SUPER COMPLICATED MENU SYSTEM’

hey kirk do you have any tips on how to beat the first monster of the game, also known as ‘all the menus’

i was walking up the street in park city a few weeks ago (around christmas) and walked past Kobe Bryant but didn’t realize it cuz he was just some guy with his kids, until this white lady ran up to him to ask for a selfie and i was like ‘whodafuq this lady think she is bothering some dude with his kids and - oh its…

i would way rather have someone ordering water than like any other drink except beer

YES!

but i love Jonathan Van Ness

last year i clocked in at 5'10, 236 lbs and there was no way i was as fat as him. He weighs 275 at least.

also i’ve lost 30 pounds since then.

my question is what did she do when he put his fingers in her mouth. did she suck on them or did she kinda cough and act like she didn’t like it? Because she doesn’t say, and my assumption is that if he puts his fingers in her mouth once, and she sucks on them, then yeah he’s gonna do it again.

i’m convinced this is some how Bannon’s doing

i swear to god if we fire Bevel but keep Tom Cable..

im glad their website sucking is a real thing and not just something i’ve quietly thought to myself numerous times after closing another god damn article out of frustration before finishing the first paragraph

u mad?

Thanos is my cats name and it’s great. You owe him an apology Albert.

As Bryce Petty’s official doppleganger how easy do you think it would be for me to walk into their practice facility and just kinda start throwing balls and shit

i laughed at the free the nipple pic

i hear Baton Rouge is nice?

lol ok

was at a bar with my gf and her friends on thanksgiving and i met a girl that was playing this and we started talking about it and anime, which is how i found out about Neo Yokio

really upset that the guy i hadn’t heard of 2 days ago but yesterday really wanted for the mariners isn’t in fact coming to the mariners