I wish there was football today

just a heads up, but my team ‘Schrodinger’s Runningback’ is doing great right now with this situation

Way to bury the lede.

probably nothing but hey check out my new squirtle squad tattoo i got

as a triple sneezer i want to fucking tattoo this article headline on my neck

Spoiler:
Dylan intentionally not putting the hair on the balls on the driveway, and then trying to use that as evidence as to why it couldn’t be him was one of my favorite jokes in the entire show

i did the math and the average bpm ( beat per minute) for this play list is 97

my girlfriend always burns her marshmallows it drives me fucking insane

Dude if your lost in a maze, just turn right ( or left ) every time and you’ll eventually get out.

c’mon man that’s corn maze 101

they’re also owned by Univision who has a great history of hyper-sexualixed and weird as fuck exploitation of just about whatever they want soooo

https://twitter.com/erasmusNYT/status/920471184814362626

really he shouldn’t have bet anything
if your in that position in 3rd place, the best thing you can do is bet zero and bank on the other two people missing it. If they get their question right theres nothing you can do to win. If you assume they both get the question wrong, then you can also assume you’d guess wrong as…

The Blair Witch doesn’t even show the witch, A+ scary movie that’s not actually very scary

I went to BYU and the only black guy i knew there was also the mascot.

I’m not a car person by any means. But I love mine. Bought a ‘13 Equinox last year with 20k miles on it for 15k because i needed a small SUV with AWD that could handle taking me snowboarding while still small enough to park in the city and it was between this and an Outback. A year later and i’m still really happy…

man went big on that final jeopardy question, even when he’s secured the win he takes to the house and doubles his money, i like it

I’m legitimately surprised that Ex Machina isn’t on this list.

lol this dumbass never listened to an nwa song before

hey what the hell he was supposed to be good now