Can the bar rotate as well? Asking for a friend.

I have the weirdest boner right now...

I know a really good Analyst Therapist to help you with the uncontrollable emissions.

As long as you don’t bring back Sploid.

This is the correct kinja.

I like you liking this joke, age be damned.

It’s not your fault other people are stupid

If you don’t win, I riot.

I wanna be That Guy Now.

At the very least, more entertaining then most of the clicky-baity articles recently.

You ever stare at AFC championship participant banners...while highhhh??? You should.

Hey fuck you Tim. Extra starch deep fried is a beautiful accent to any and every sandwich.

Yikes. Sarcasm I hope.

Good post. Respect.

So simple, yet so good! Gotta give you a hand! Wait...

He might be with my dad who’s out for ice cream...

Jason wrote a book?? When will it be released?? Is there a link to pre-order??

Are you writing a book, Jason? If so, when will it be released?

Jerking off his forearm for the incredibly silly looking Superman Punch. There’s nothing signature about his signature moves.

Begrudgingly starring your post.