It was a victory in the same way that a blind pig finding an acorn is a victory for the pig and an amusment for everyone watching that blind pig celebrate its triumph.
Also, if it was some magically modified missile, I guess you guys only had enough magic for one of them, eh?

Yes, please, Russia. Be offended that you are not the only asshole in the region. People sort of pay attention to what you say so, yeah, just get it out. We’ll be listening.

So you think there is air in space?

I respect Russian people enough to not believe that they are that stupid.

Seems to me that that would take an upgrade to MIRV tech. Not a super serious one but the idea of ejecting and propelling warheads at intervals would be new to the nukes that we have now.

I am, in principle, not against testing this with a really small target. I think that the idea of only sending one is bad, though. I would like to see some thought put into using successive detonations to drive the thing off course and blowing it up when the nuked debris is not going to fly right at our planet.

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Pretty sure that I don't. Know who else doesn't need to look in a dictionary to figure that out? All non-white Russian people living in Russia.

“Russians are looking after ethnic Russians” It makes sense that you think their redeeming quality is racism.

Problem is that he is SUPER drunk so pointing a gun at his face doesn't phase him.

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Must be a bitter pill for Sweden that they gave their redneck yahoo children (Norway) independence 60 or so years before they discovered that they had oil off the coast.

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And now you know the basic reason for war. congratulations. . . (slow clap).

Exactly what I was thinking. That looked like a Larry, Curley, and Mo-ment.

If you are running Win10 (or 8.1 as well) you can try changing the compatibility settings. http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/make-older-programs-run#1TC=windows-7

Maybe its a loaner from North Korea?

Take it from someone who lives just below the artic. It is real. How do I know? I have been watching the animals and plants moving slowly north for the last 15 years. They don't care about politics, they are exploiting the warming environment to expand their range.

Can't the aircraft carrier just take control of it and fly it into the drink a mile away? If it is broadcasting directly back to it's operator, is it possible to flood the channels with Brian Addams videos or something?

As I understand it, considerable damage in Baghdad was caused by the tons of AA that the Iraqis shot wildly into the air. Gravity can be a bitch sometimes.