I can just imagine his home life and I’m pretty sure he’s rolling in the puss already.
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“Please clap.”
NO ONE DENIES THIS.
That will come in handy when she has to defeat Macbeth.
*Mike drop*
Multiple brain injuries, you say?
Feminist: a person advocating social, political, legal, and economic rights for women equal to those of men.
She’s just signalling for a fastball.
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Made it feel like professional wrestling?! We’d be damn lucky to have a Press Secretary who could do this
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You’re not the only one.
Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.
The punter is a woman. Trump stood directly behind her, pressing his barely-tumescent, orange-spotted penis against her thigh, gently whispering, “Stroke. Stroke. Stroke.”
As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot
Probably a giant version of this:
I’m a 33 year old man that went through a bad breakup, got into Art/Running/Hiking and been looking into clay classes and I called it my midlife crisis. Him being 53 and it being called that just showed the life expectancy of blacks versus white men :(
I AINT GIVIN UP MY WEED DOE
Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.
To be far, it’s a profitable problem to solve.