EVERYONE lost faster than Steve Trachsel.

I love it!

April fools was yesterday

Thanks for proving the entire point of her article, asshole.

It was a joke, because a lot of blowhards from Deadspin come to Compete to bitch about eSports.

Why is this showing up in my Kotaku? Shouldn’t this be posted to Deadspin?

She was actually from a Fox knockoff of Wife Swap called Trading Spouses.

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

I was worried for your face, but then I saw it still has 1 gold ring left so you’re safe :3

“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.

Sweet idea! Honestly for me, the tinkering is half the fun (or more). Retro video games are cool, but the sense of accomplishment you get from DIYing it is cooler.

A paid advertisement wouldn’t end with “and it’ll get 3.9 MPG and cost $200+ more in gas a week.”

The Event Horizon Telescope

Frosted Green Doctor is a variety of heirloom tomatoes. We have been trolled.

So to you, Pale Ale and India Pale Ale (not Indian Pale Ale) are the same thing? They are not.