It hurts my soul that I had to scroll down this far to find someone mention Tecmo Super Bowl (however, I’m glad you picked the right one. Tecmo Bowl was good, but Tecmo Super Bowl was great. Super Tecmo Bowl [the SNES version] was a major disappointment).

Nope, screw “mouth feel,” aspartame tastes gross. Grody gross gross gross.

Hardball! (Accolade, Commodore 64)

Now, there’s also the Moto X Play, and it is all about the battery—an absolutely monstrous $3,630 mAh battery.

Because we aren’t all selfish assholes and care about the working conditions and fair compensation of other people?

I love it when people have no idea what a Marxist is.

I think thats a low blow to Albuquerque.

Yeah, because I’m assuming that the people in the pool would be people I know. I think you can rent out the whole deck. But hell no I’m not jumping in with random drunk-ass Cletus in his rebel flag board shorts.

Rener lost my respect when he said that Eddie Bravo did nothing to threaten Royler Gracie during Metamoris III, which Bravo clearly dominated. Also, when critiquing UFC fights on his YouTube channel, he just rubs me the wrong way (no pun intended).

Thanks for the fact-checking, duder. You really hit on the most salient part of the story.

Wait, I cut the tip of my dick off for nothing?

Yeah, Orthodox Liberals are pretty awful. Reform Liberals have all the fun. Better food too.

That’s badass.

It’s all about the uniform.

Thanks for reminding us all that a woman can be CEO of one of the 3 largest automakers in the world, but men will still objectify her first and foremost.

I squeeze it on to a small plate and dip my egg roll in it. An old coworker of mine showed me the light and I can’t eat egg rolls any other way now.

I tend to use it as a marinade for chicken once I have enough saved up, but I usually end up using it drunk on egg rolls.

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Should have kept 47 Lamborghinis in his backup Lamborghini account.