Minimalism ad absurdum.

You need to talk to the people who use Planck keyboards. Those are the real monsters. 

The B6 Passat at least had the easiest headlight replacement I’ve ever seen. Like the hardest part is opening the hood.

Dreamcast was the first console I was old enough to purchase with my own money and subsequently the only one I’ve ever purchased on launch. I don’t think anything has ever gotten me that hyped since (oh, to be a teenager again).

As far as cinnamon schnapps go, Goldschlager is way more palatable than fireball. I bet it would be better.

Your point is flawed. Console hardware is almost always sold at a loss (this is why they are relatively cheap for the hardware you get) . The real money is in the games and services. It takes years for manufacturers to break even on console sales, and by that time they are already dumping money into developing the…

The other day driving to work, I thought I had gone mad because there were 6 nissan rogues in a row waiting at an intersection. All of them were shades of grey. Those things are EVERYWHERE in the suburbs of New York.

I was mixing cheap tequila with mountain dew in college well over a decade ago. Where’s my medal?

Yout know what’s awesome? My Sega Saturn analog controller (which I think predates the N64 by a little) still works perfectly after 25 years. Although I used that stick waaay less than I used my N64 one so thats probably why.

Don’t feed the obvious trolls.

You really enjoy putting your poorly thought out words into other peoples mouths. It’s a bit weird.

That’s a bit of a bummer. Nuclear Throne and Luftrausers are great games.

This is peak asshole behavior.

Way to take an article about a cheesy Killer Instinct album waaaay too seriously.

My B6 had 5 different levels of seat heating! My GS? Only 3. It was the lowest key luxury car, but I’m glad I got rid of it before the timing chain blew everything up.

Yeah I saw that there were a couple of pre-orders. I’m employing a bit of hyperbole, but really I’d be genuinely surprised if they sell much more than 1,000 units to actual consumers post hardware launch. Especially after the newer gameplay showcases they’ve put out which amount to a handful of games that look about…

When they sell less than 1k units he may change his mind.

It’s never aliens.

Mega Man 3

Switching from dark roast to light-medium roast was the most pivotal moment in my coffee drinking life. Single origin stuff has ruined me and made my taste buds snobbish.