I distinctly remember a friend in highshool putting a huge scratch on his trans-am trying to Dukes of Hazzard slide across the hood.

Now that’s a game that needs a remaster. Spent a lot of time playing Generals at lan parties.

I don’t think it will take that long.

Young children also play MTG. 

I don’t remember his codpiece being that large in Saturn Bomberman

Pikakira!

Depends on how many chrome tabs you keep open.

I still patiently await a new wrestling game with the N64 AKI engine. It will probably never happen.

The amateur headgear doesn’t protect against brain injury, it stops cuts and headbutts. It also carries the major downside of making your head a much larger target.

“My parents didn’t care about me enough so I can’t possibly comprehend any parents giving a shit.”

Now granted they won’t have the speedy load times of an SSD, but 8TB drives on amazon are $140. Games can get larger, it’ll be alright as long as storage keeps getting cheaper.

Too many F’s.

Basically none of them have. Also if his logo wasn’t a universally recognized modern symbol of death, they probably wouldn’t be using it in the first place.

Do you also camp out in the left lane making faster traffic pass you on the right?

I had a new Sentra as loaner car about a year ago. It was like stepping into a 90's Ford Escort.

The term may have indeed been coined for something specific in the 1900's, pedant, but it literally means “great city” of which this is a good bronze age example.

My bad.

Not a big fan of women, huh?

This headline alienates people over 40? Maybe it’s because I still have a few years of my 30's left, but what am I missing? Is an explanation of stents offensive to Generation X?

We get it, you hate him. Find something constructive to rant about.