I had a nuby game light for my OG Game Boy and I’m still not sure how I managed to see what was on screen. I would probably need the magnifier to see it today.

The Mets aren’t bad the same way the Jets are bad. They play the long game.

LaunchBox is such a godsend for fixing this mess. I just hope it’s bigbox mode gets a little better.

Probably referring to Andrew Wakefield.

His hands are made of glass. This is a bad move.

Because the alternative is being a Yankees fan, and nobody really wants that.

You are asking this of a website that actively refers to home runs as “dongs”. 

I had never heard of a Stussy, but my early 90's binders were covered with cool pointy S’s.

The fast and furious films? Anything ever made by Sylvester Stallone?

I bought one of their access point units for my parents house because every time I was over they complained about their wifi. Now they can use their wifi like 50 paces down the street.

The big dude knows how to palm strike. Everyone else is actually slapping.

The Butterfinger is dead anyway. Have you tried the new recipe? Gross.

My second car was a 1997 Cutlass Supreme sedan, in this color, with gray cloth interior. I purchased it in 2002 with less than 30k mikes on it for under $4000.

This is a crime. I mean, the Sonic brand has been so tarnished in the last 2 decades that this probably doesn’t matter but I would love to talk to the poor artist who had to turn this rendered monster in with a smile.

The only person currently polling ahead of Sanders is... Biden. 

You misunderstand my post. My point is that you are trying too hard to re-litigate the previous democratic primary while mixing up facts about the candidates. Sowing discord in defense of a politician that isn’t even running in the coming election is a weird and ineffective strategy, don’t you think?

You are trying waaaay too hard.

I’ve kept a tab of cookie clicker open for over 2 years. It’s still open. I am not ashamed.

It was a super cool time when flip phones were dirt cheap and you could just hop from one to the other for the less than my monthly data bill.