Amazing that is was never thrown out like most old props.

You could try using a klein bottle.

I hurt my shoulder laughing at this.

That’s what I see. From a lot of angles it just looks like the bumper is missing.

Okay, so Toyota is totally trolling with that grill. It’s starting to creep around the side of the goddamn car.

Soooo google maps is saying my normally 45 min commute is now 2+ hours. Do I wait it out at work or brave the Palisades parkway? Goddamnit.

I had to look up what a tire sticker is. All this time I thought people were just coloring in the lettering with a paint marker.

At what point, as a developer, do you stare at your hands and whisper, “what have I done?”

12. Getting hit by a multi-windowed, single cabin, off-track train.

There is no reason not to install Windows 3.1 and dick around in paint just because you can.

You can also just run dosbox and a usb floppy drive.

Yeah, he’s sitting right next to Mike Ditka who just ate his cigar.

I was at the Giants game last Sunday. Every time Eli took a sack I closed my eyes and calmed myself with the mantra, “At least I’m not in Buffalo”.

Always appreciate a quick chemistry joke.

I was not prepared for the mustard and ketchup sparkle buddies at the end of the clip.

Wait, is it seriously normal not to look? If someone if stabbing me I sure as hell want to make sure they are doing it right. I can’t imagine not looking.

Uh Yes, that’s exactly what I mean.

Brown is Beautiful

Just the opposite. I played BlackOps 1 and 2 solely for the multiplayer. It’s a satisfying, polished experience. A palate cleanser for the weary CounterStrike player. The 3rd was terrible because the devs wanted to make a titanfall game instead.

Will my coworkers think I’m weird? Don’t care. That Skeletor is going on my desk.