Less fear of oversight.

Cards were so wildly unbalanced back then. Made it way more fun to play multiplayer games. You never knew when someone would drop a Balance or Winter Orb to completely fuck with the game.

Man, did a shitheel say something nasty about your mother once?

Yeah, never beat 3 no matter how many times I rented it. DD2 is a fair NES game. Hard, but not insane.

The arcade version looks nice but has such terrible control mechanics, (ditto the genesis version).

Diablo II, when it first came out, I had no idea how to build a character for competent online play. It wasn’t until I grinded my way to a lvl 40 something barbarian that I figured out I’d been allocating skills completely wrong. It was about a month before I could sit down and start and new character.

You say “Sharia Law” like it’s scarier than what the Evangelicals are doing to this country.

Oooh, those must have been a special kind of insufferable.

That’s super interesting. I had about a third of my colon removed and I fart more than ever!

Oh god, the horrible memories. The Harry Potter movies were just coming out when I was taking creative writing workshops. Every other story had a wizard in it. And not the cool kind of wizard either.

Do you honestly know a lot of millennials that don’t want to work full time or are you just fond of making shit up? Among my peers I know exactly zero with that sentiment.

Rolls off the tongue easier than Marmalade Mussolini.

Ref doesn’t see it. It didn’t happen.

The butt-drag is a legit, powerful move. (And female wrestlers use it just as often)

Just a type of glass that tapers at the top. I’ll have to try it with tea. Sounds good.

He also refused to say he would recuse himself from his current lawsuit were he to head the EPA. Madness.

Did Obama’s heart suddenly grow three sizes today? What is this madness?

A snifter full of warmed Grand Marnier is an awesome winter drink. Super easy.

And Jake the Snake lives on.

Remember when they tried to build West Side Stadium? A goddamn Olympic sized stadium in Manhattan. How many stadiums and sports teams does NYC need?