I invented heat.

You’re right. There’s only things they can do. Like not be racist.

This is everything:

Let a pro show you how it’s done, rookie.

I got my hands on this game and Dragon Warrior at around the same time. Holy crap this game blew my little kid mind. It was the moment I knew I would need a PC.

Ditto.

Exactly my point. Most of what people call “memes” aren’t. All image macros are not memes, but this is what they are universally called now.

Back when they were called Image Macros instead of Memes.

The only football game that actually matters.

I had Wall of Fire for the Saturn. Absolutely one of the best games ever.

I know. It’s increasingly harder to get.

That is way too long to be tripping.

They aren’t salvaging the ship but the archaeologists will definitely go over it with a fine tooth comb, which is really the better option anyway.

Now that looks awesome.

I have a weirdly similar story. About your age, always super cordial with my parents. Although now that I’m in my 30's I let the “shits” and “damns” out every so often when I see them... and nobody notices but me.

Looks like an armbar.

I, and all my Crohn’s/IBD brethren, could not agree more. There is a certain amount of butthole gymnastics that must go on to make them all silent, and it’s exhausting.

Someones God is another’s demon.

No need for fusion. All they are talking about is creating an accretion disk inside Jupiter to light it up for a few 100 million years.