How convenient.

When I was fresh out of college and had no money we drank Tequila and Mountain Dew. If you used enough imagination, it almost tasted like a margarita.

HTC has plenty of manufacturing experience.

Plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to say “I work aboard the good ship Boaty McBoatface”. This is such a win for them that they should take it a run.

My god, imagine having to buy weed from Guy Fieri...

It’s worlds better than 3.

Not that, there’s an extra button right below it that can quicklaunch apps. This post doesn’t seem to mention it.

That’s not the point. This is an unsubsidized, top-end flagship phone. Same as the iPhone 6s plus which is currently $749 or the comparably priced offering from Samsung. The M9 was only $649 on launch because it wasn’t the “flagship” technically with the M9+ in the lineup.

Devoid of humor? The Jets would like a word with you.

Slang gets shorter all the time. Pornography becomes porno becomes porn. Porno sounds way dirtier though.

The 3 ECW shows I got to see live were THE best times I ever had as a wrestling fan. Now I just have memories and a couple of RF Video VHS tapes.

YOU’RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!

Shit, he should have named himself Emperor of the Bayou and seceded from the States 7 years ago.

There’s a ton of data. What it suggests is another thing.

Yeah, us 30 something millennials are real straw men that need to be knocked over every now and again.

I went on VWVortex once when I bought my passat. Once.

Nonsense. Arcade sounds are where it’s at. http://arcade.hofle.com/downloads.htm

A Pasta Breadbowl is the demon we must all face. Because they are goddamn delicious.

It’s really just an adolescents nose. Easy way to make a face younger and hence “cute”.

Wow, Soulseek is still around? Haven’t used it since uh... Morpheus came out I think.