I was just thinking this thing will almost exclusively be used to scan genitalia. People will play against teams that all have scrotum face.

And Jake the Snake lives on.

The ring looks like its embedded with LEDs for motion tracking.

Yeah, but have you played Euro Truck Simulator 2?

New Horizons will fly around 10,000 km from Pluto’s surface. The images are going to be incredible.

Holy shit, Food Fighters! Get some Dino Riders in there and I’m set to recreate my entire childhood.

Universe X and Paradise X were super weird.

The nightmare that was Diablo II. My freshman year suite-mate got me started because he really wanted to play it. By the middle of the semester I was barely keeping up with my workload and I was sitting on a level 85 WW Barb doing Mephisto runs day and night trying to find constriction rings and SOJ. I eventually had…

Why, do they all live in Ohio or something?

I’m well aware. I plan on buying one in November pending reviews like a sensible consumer.

I’ll always keep my 360 controllers around because clearly some games are absolutely built for them and because I’ll always be playing games that will require a D-pad. Likewise with the XB1 controllers. I’m just hopeful that this will be as accurate and usable as it’s claimed. I really want to play Kerbal Space…

The Steam Machines are “meh”, and the Steam Link seems neat but the real story is that controller. I want that controller is what I’m saying.

This thing would be perfect to put into a lowboy arcade cab.

‘97 Catera

It’s not all that different, there are just more options now. Unless you are trying to run 4k at high settings, you don’t need to spend much more than $300 on a card. A GTX 970 will max out nearly everything at 1080p and 1440p, so unless you were already dropping $600 + on a good 4k gaming monitor there’s no reason to…

Where else would you keep your witches?

People were so mad when the first screenshots for that game came out. It was kind of hilarious.