Sports Pope

The time is soon arriving when I can replace the 40" LCD I spent $1400 on. That number still makes me sad.

I wish they still made blue plush interiors like that.

A neckbeard can make anyone hideous.

Arm-Fall-Off-Boy... what?

I worked at an Office Depot years and years ago. One day I had to clean the ladies room because it looked like someone had packed shit into a bazooka and fired it at the toilet. I can still see it in my nightmares.

1996 me was still totally convinced Sega Saturn was better.

And it won't, like the slightest bump won't shatter your screen. But it may scratch or crack and you can live with it or replace it like a scratched up bumper.

As someone who has had to replace a bumper after being lightly rear-ended, I completely agree with you.

No one expects the bumper of a car to protect it from a crash either.

Yeah, but one must assume that you are going to touch your phone with those same greasy fingers anyway. Why is it so bad to have a smudge at the edge of the screen as opposed to the middle?

Wow, super ugly design.

You're right, Staind is terrible music, but it isn't country. However, you're also wrong because this man is totally a country singer now and sings bout "Murica.

Most carts were $59.99. A lot of new games came out at $69.99 though. That's how much I remember paying for Turok anyway.

Regardless of how revered those games may be, there would have been no Playstation to compete with if Nintendo didn't try to hang on to carts for another generation. Also, $70 for a new game was gross.

I hate how they condescendingly look into the camera and say it's based on neuroscience.

Oddly I have a few friends that either don't care for or want a smartphone. Not counting my aged co-workers.

Yeah, the best episode from season 2, "Alone Together" wasn't released because of the Galactus parody or something.

Yeah, I got those on DVD. Although, they (for some dumb legal reasons) cut a few episodes from the set.