Can't we just blame Epic Meal Time and be done with it?

Ever drive across Kansas lengthwise?

Praise Crom for 0% interest deals. I'm 54 months into a 66 month loan and it feels good, man.

Peppermint Roll?

Don't forget to click on the dead fish and the "D" at the end screen.

It would depend, one would assume, on the book (and reading comprehension).

Although I still love my 2010 Passat, I wish it had the older, boxy look to the body. I also wish the chrome grill wasn't so large.

This needs to be in my living room, I don't care what my girlfriend says.

We took our friend from the Czech Republic on one of those ferry tours around Manhattan to see the Statue of Liberty and whatnot. Thankfully there were no selfie sticks involved, but there were a large group of tourists that stood with their backs to the statue for the entire time trying to get the perfect selfie.…

Yeah, but this is actually super cereal.

Oh good, another social network to avoid.

Chances are those fresh donuts are 10x better than Dunkin Donuts anyway.

I guess there's probably no Dunkin Donuts in Alaska either. That sucks.

He'll have that haircut till the day he dies.

I don't know how great a game this would actually make, but I am all for shows being animated with video game style sprites. This is very well executed.

It's probably just 7chan.

Yeah, but people rarely hold phablets up to their head to talk. They either never talk on the phone (like myself) or they use a Bluetooth headset.

Yeah... jeets.

Totally sympathize with JJ (I have Crohn's as well). Having to emergency poop when you are completely stoned can be terrifying. Especially when there is no available bathroom in sight.

I was about to reply to you to defend my alma mater, but you know what, fuck them. Still a beautiful campus though, I will defend that.