Finally cats will meet their match. The laser pointers were just a distraction, not the true havoc will be unleashed!

Arson is always the answer.

A Beetle? What’s that?

Farewell Deadspin.

If Josh tells his friend that he fucks to their songs, I feel like the band is obligated to name a track on their next album “Josh’s Fuck Song.”

Sucker punch and then the hop back/runaway. What a bitch move.

“I’ll happily subscribe to a hypothetical summary service for any Knicks game past February.”

I’m rooting for the ghost of the Expos.

But the recovery room would have had free smallpox blankets.

My pot habits these days: 

As a Dolphin he shouldn’t be spitting. He should instead be breaching to get those who sit in the splash zone wet.

What if he starts walking out to “Outlaw Scumfuc”?

*Chiefs are on the line asking about if he’s available*

We had a morning wedding, and an omelette bar for the food.  Get the whole thing out of the way in the morning, are we were free to get shit-faced in the afternoon evening.

Agreed.  “Confirms” would have worked better IMO.

I wonder if this will actually encourage racist chants. If the opposing fans know England will just quit, would they chant just to get a win via an England forfeiture?  I guess it depends on how big of a faction of fans are racist shithead fans.

I think I could outrun a Sumo Wrestler.

That’s one of the craziest interceptions I’ve seen at a game, and I’ve had season tickets since ‘98.

Cousins is prepared with his own socks full of soap.  But his receivers aren’t worried, they know all Cousins shots will miss them.