Waiting until this escalates to 7 rats.  Then shit’s going to get real!

That was way more interesting than I expected it to be.  Good article.

He misheard the question. He though someone was drinking O’Douls, and couldn’t believe anyone actually bought that shit.

The night is dark and full of terrors

Looks in mirror. Realizes I work from home and have pretty much been banned from public.

Oh those crazy British interns using the account to call people a cigarette.  Yeah, um, that’s what happened!

As posted in the Jezebel article about the same thing, I’m going to guess those teen boys are okay with her swimsuit. 

The teen girl’s mother has also been told by other parents that her daughters need to cover up for “the sake of their sons.”

How do these fans still have beer at the end of the game?  With last call at the end of the 3rd quarter (assuming all stadiums have the same cut off time) they are clearly under-achieving alcoholics!

Jeez, what color red will opening day Gruden be?  And can I place a prop bet on that?

I hope it’s where you basically just punch people in the nuts.  Fist + Balls = Fistball!

Cycling’s doping problem is out of control!

Didn’t they add the custom park editor in THPS2?

I will promptly pick up my dog’s shit if it poops on someone’s lawn.

If you are a horned-up baseball player, please understand that resorting to gas-station boner pills is no solution, particularly when it can lead to an 80-game suspension.

Don’t be shamed into hiding your love of Dick’s!

BurgerMaster is good, so is Red Mill, and Blue Moon. But none of those are open at 1am for late night cravings.

I once did a self-made-up Dick’s Challenge. And ate the same order from all 6 locations in one day (Special and a fry).

2 specials and a fry are all I need.

It’s my go to meal/snack on the way home from a concert.