Gruden looks like he’s ready to catch a facial.

I think he may have the biggest/widest big toes I’ve ever seen.  His second toe is distorted just to fit next to that behemoth.

“if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle”

On a freewheeling, lawless pirate ship that will never dock anywhere but always be full of debauchery and grog

I think there’s a topical cream that can clear up Nathan Peterman growing on you.

Jeter’s really embracing his transformation into Florida Man. I can’t wait for him to take some bath salts, get naked, and try to bite off someone’s face during his HOF induction speech.

They can help with his father?!

Screen name doesn’t check out.

A real Mai Tai Guy would have been too drunk to stumble down those bleacher stairs in order to steal the ball from the kids.  He’s not living up to his moniker!

Anyway, whoever put the gator in the lagoon is a dick, there’s nothing but syringes and used condoms in that thing, completely disregarding the safety of that gator

Get a rope!

Devil made him(self) do it

I think you meant when they cut STEAM funding...

Did they take the dog, or did the dog just wander out the broken front door?

Dunno if I could take someone seriously if they were screaming at me in a TMNT T-shirt.

Yeah, but seeing the Expos play a home game in Puerto Rico was one of the most memorable MLB games I’ve ever been to.

I still occasionally wear my Expos hat I picked up 16 years ago.

Is there any real reason to think Montreal could currently support a team better than the Tampa Bay region does, or than Montreal did before?

This whole story was artifically inflated!

It’s important to get your daily allowance of Vitamin R!