I think you mean BurgerTime, not Burger Team.

Counterpoint Frogger.  No buttons, and no diagonals.

The best arcade games are the ones that require skill to get good at, not the later beat-’em ups that were designed around eating as many quarters as possible.

You forget the best part of the Tecate can. The barcode is in the shape of a fucking eagle!

But... but... it’s so much more flattering than “you have some semi-decent titties.”

The normal sized arm by the giant head is the part that’s weirding me out the most.

I used to think stepping on a Lego was bad. Then my daughter left some earrings on the floor, posts sticking up. She’d fallen asleep on the couch, and I was carrying her to her room, and stepped on said earrings, which decided to embed themselves in the ball of my foot.

Thomas Guides!  Do they exist anymore?

Did he ironicly hate the outdoors?

Wait, I can eat pork rinds while wearing a Chicharrones hat showing the pig butchering breakdown?!

Wait, I can eat pork rinds while wearing a Chicharrones hat showing the pig butchering breakdown?!

Did Gruden’s redness reset for the new season?  He seems so pale and pasty now.

We went to a relative’s cabin last 4th of July. There was no internet or TV, so we went to the store and I randomly bought Quelf while picking up supplies.

We went to a relative’s cabin last 4th of July. There was no internet or TV, so we went to the store and I randomly…

The Seahawks only currently have 4 picks in this upcoming draft (one each in the 1st, 3rd, 4th and 5th rounds).  There’s no way John Schneider isn’t trading back to acquire more picks.

Yeah, unlike this guy!

Jason Lee’s best work was prior to Mallrats and My Name is Earl.

Depends on what odds he’s getting.

likable franchises like the Mariners

I know I’ve just read your article, but I’m going to need to see your ID to make sure you’re really a journalist.

I’ve been to games in 34 MLB stadiums, 2 minor league stadiums, and 1 Spring training facility. Most of that was done over 5 summers. I can’t imagine trying to fit in all the Minor League stadiums.