which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

btw, a day or two before the election, I discovered this song and I can’t stop listening to it. It’s not only catchy as hell but fits everyone’s mood perfectly.

This has been your daily dose of White People’s opinions. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of White People’s opinions. Do not mix alcohol in excess with White People’s opinions. If you exceed your daily does of White People’s opinions, induce vomiting.

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

I am so drunk. I am crying. Ugly crying. It’s like no one gets it. I’m so sad for our country. So so sad.

Sarah Palin is a woman, and so is Hillary Clinton.

Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

I’d think that all the people and families in the building who LOST EVERYTHING THEY OWN have a better chance of getting money from the city.

new iggy azalea song

Don't you mean...Darth Tentional? (See also: Darth Sipid; Darth Corrigible. Darth Travenous is the subject of heated and occasionally violent debate.)

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