Well, now you know. His irrational love of My So Called Life and complaints about the Jem movie should have been your first clues.

What possible difference could it ever make in your life, my life, or the lives of literally anyone else?

Hey Cassie. I don’t know if someone’s told you this yet but it’s a nickname she gives herself.

Who cares if she wasn’t funny in high school? She’s funny now. If my future success was determined by my personality in high school, I’d be...well, I’d be me. I was pretty damned awesome, and I bet Rebel Wilson was too. Headline: “Former 17-year old Girl Fails to Predict Classmate’s Stellar Career.”

That thing said my 8 year old brother is a 35 year old woman.

Yeah it’s a self-given nickname ‘so twig bitches like you don’t say it behind my back’

On one hand, yeah I know it seems very ugh. But, this was how it was explained in the movie:

The plot thickens!

coming forward and being like “Hey, this famous person you guys think is so GREAT...she’s lying about her age and she wasn’t EVEN FUNNY” just makes you seem like a small, salty bitch. Like, this is not Talented Mr Ripley levels of deception.

Aubrey: What’s your name?

And I think that’s totally fair. I’m probably going to keep watching because I’m the kind of nerd who has to know how it ends no matter how much I hate something, but as I’ve been saying over on twitter, it’s not just GRRM. Every genre now seems to think that adding a rape scene for taste is totally normal and it’s…

Oh god, are we actually nostalgic for JOFFREY? Get your shit together Tommen.

It amazes me how they can take a character as bad ass as Dany and end up with such a horrible boring story now. I’m just hoping when/if tyrion ever makes it there he is just gonna have none of her stupidity.

This was one of my favorite episodes so far, and I’ll tell you why: no Daenerys and no Jon Snow. It’s like they made this episode just for me! Instead of those two boring douchebags, they focused on all the best plots and characters. We got a lot of Arya at Braavos. I know those scenes have been a little annoyingly…

You KNEW shit was fucked with he said to Margaery “There was no way to get to the High Sparrow without using violence” and Margaery looked at him like: “Oh fuck. Where’s my hooker-killing ex husband when I need him”

I wonder if Benioff and Weiss have miscalculated in making Ramsey such a monster so early on in the show. The rape of Sansa (or Jeyne Poole aka “Arya Stark”) has certainly left a bad taste in some viewers’ mouths. Perhaps it might have been better if the rape (if necessary at all) had been the culminating act of…

And of course he stood by Renly’s body. He was his sworn guard and a knight is supposed to stand vigil over a dead body before burial. Wearing his armor at the Blackwater was a physiological tactic to scare Stannis’s men. Boom. Go away High Sparrow and your immodest man cleavage.

What’s more is that Sansa is no longer so naive as to expect that she would have a happy marriage and a wonderful wedding night. She’s been preparing to bear it for years. She was terrified of Joffery who held the threat of marriage and rape over her, then humiliated by the prospect of marrying and bedding Tyrion. And…

All I can say about last night’s episode is thank god Silicon Valley made such a good chaser...

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