Speaking as someone who lost his virginity to “the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” (on purpose), Ginuwine is ok; but this will always be the go to bone song:

What if absent a free market we just get all the sociopaths in politics? My thinking is either way we lose because decent people are too busy not hurting others to ever get power

That argument started in the primaries with beloved democratic senator and former kkk member Robert Byrd and was a tactic borrowed from the GOP campaign against Al Smith in 1928

I’m almost positive that many of our presidents in the last 100 years would have classified themselves as “nones” if they weren’t in the business of getting elected. Including some who support religious movements. It should be noted that my starting assumption is that all politicians are by nature narcissistic liars…

I am ashamed to admit that when I clicked on the link I was initially relieved that this wasn't racially motivated. Fuck this country for making me think like that

Wait, what?

But seriously I'm really lonely...please help

I assume that no one watches the miss America pagaent because they think the women are hot. Well maybe some real weirdos, but anyway, most people have always watched it because it's a competition full of people you can root for and make fun of. Reality TV gives us that 365 days a year now. That's why the pagaent is…

I don’t claim to be a geek. I just know that the millions of regular people who are currently claiming that mantle aren’t either. It’s obviously not an indentity worth fighting over, but liking Star Wars and Nintendo isn't geeky. It just means you are currently in your thirties.

Nah a lot of people like geeky things openly. Most people who call themselves geeks are just regular people who've never been ostracized for the things they like and made to feel weird and inferior to the mainstream

Yeah but they probably wouldn't and you know it

People tell single men that all the time. I know so many short ugly dudes that want a hot 23 year old and then complain about being lonely all the time. I'm not saying it's fair by any means, I'm just saying that because you aren't privy to these conversations doesn't mean that they don't happen

http://youtu.be/zxB4_uZyWAI

I’m 6’3” and never had a problem with nipple in the face during missionary. Do some of you not realize you can bend at the hips/abdomen?

These people don't think Catholics are Christians

I've been told I am a coodependent that sticks out shitty relationships too long, but it's really just that the first few dated with a new person (people) are always horrible. I don't get what poly folks are doing at all. Why would you willing out yourself through that when you don't have to?

It's actually harder for us uggos. In real life women love my company, as a still photo they swipe left and I don't blame them. A really cool guy might be just around the corner

If any woman sends me a text message I will respond. I'm very lonely

An 80 something religious guy proves he is still an 80 something religious guy

Weird because I don't think that's cute at all